Welcome to Trackademia.

Okay, this is long overdue. 

I've been meaning to start this thing for a Minute.

Its finally here, students... The Syllabus.

This is the first of many. I hope you know what course you're in...

If you're not into or have no interest in learning about

Topsidin', 

Fre$hcoastin', 

and

Western$lapademickTenderSmobbin'CosmicMusic...

You should transfer out.

Otherwise...

Welcome to Trackademia.